She would also make the Hot Mess list or Does Not Meet Expectations List, as she really hasn't done anything lately besides run around with Shea La Douche, or whatever his name is. Megan Fox, eh...
Obviously couresy of GQ
4.) Tori Spelling (37) 05.16.1973
I found this hot in the 90's...
3.) Mr. T (58) 05.21.1952
Mr. T would be the best boss in the world. When I hold a kick-off meeting, I fully expect him to kick me off the chair with speed of Gerard Butler's pharmacist. For a visual, see the following (0:27 for you lazy Lindsays): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgk56xT4Mk
2.) Andre the Giant (would've been 64) 05.19.1946
C'mon, could you rock the one-strapped leotard at the water cooler?
1.) Tina Fey (40!) 05.18.1970
She works in an office in 30 Rock (I'm stretching... <^>). She's number one on the list..... I can't really explain it..... I mean she's 40 after all, 40!.... even though I'm no spring chicken, 40 isn't exactly my cup of tea.... so that's that. Hey, am I the only one who think's the scar is kind of hot?
